I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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