If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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