I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
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It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
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I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
And then the night went full on bisexual.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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