I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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