You were right. It hurts to walk today.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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