So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
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I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
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it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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