Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
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