my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
my poor anus
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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