Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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