So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
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Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
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Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
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