You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
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Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
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Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
How naked do you want me to be?
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize