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I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
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You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
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And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
I forget how to act sober
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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