walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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