If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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