I'm lost and stupid without you.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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