so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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