He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
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I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
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Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize