This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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