dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
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fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
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The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
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