North Korea, Best Korea!
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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