This girl is more easily done than said...
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Randomize
