I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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