remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
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Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
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He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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