How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
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my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
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She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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