This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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