? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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