I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
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His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
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Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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