What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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