I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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