In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
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i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
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Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
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