u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
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