I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
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I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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