I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
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I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
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No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
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