If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
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i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
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Our lives are a motherfucking joke
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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