The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
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Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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