Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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