Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I should be sponsored by Trojan
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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