your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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