Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
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is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
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I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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