ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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