He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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