so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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