is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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