It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
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