Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
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