omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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