It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
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