I'm sorry my penis didn't work
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
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so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
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It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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