Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
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I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
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I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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