I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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