When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
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I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
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You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
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