I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
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we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
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So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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