No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
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I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
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That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Floor bacon is actually really good
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
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