Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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